We see the media post all kinds of headlines to try to distort the truth. But these are some headlines you will never read anywhere. Why? Because the stuff below simply doesn’t happen, even though gun control activists tell us they do.
Hope you get a kick out of it as much as I did. These aren’t in any particular order by the way.
10 Gun Related Headlines You Will Never See Anywhere (except here of course)
#1 Crime Rate Drops 80% After Complete Gun Ban Hits New Jersey
Even though gun control advocates like to temper their language with phrases like “no one is trying to take away your guns” all of the new gun laws they want to push do just that. But crime rates do not plummet in places where guns are outlawed, because it’s the outlaws using the guns to commit crimes. Gun bans just make safer work environments for these thugs.
#2 Criminals Across the Country Start Turning in Their Guns After Obama Speech
Well we all know this isn’t going to happen. The Commander in Chief has been the best gun salesman on the planet, and his speeches have only revealed his ignorance on these matters. Again, it’s only the law abiding citizens that are effected by pointless gun laws and rhetoric, but somehow the gun-toting crooks of the world are never the target of President Obama’s speeches. He’s too busy going after the NRA.
#3 Potential Mass Shooter Drops Gun and Runs After Reading “Gun Free Zone” Sign
“Gun Free Zone” signs are the answer we’ve been looking for, right? Just slap up a sign and enact a policy and no one has to worry. Well, no one except for every unarmed individual in a theater when an armed bad guy who doesn’t care about signs and laws walks in. “Gun Free Zone” signs work about as well as “wet paint” signs at the park. But the real danger is in having a false sense of security. Remember, the ostrich isn’t any less in danger because he puts his head in the sand.
#4 Texas Congressman Gets Re-Elected After Promising to Enforce Gun Ban
The push for more gun control has been the death sentence for many political careers, but a politician better not even think about it in the land of Texas. A politician who supports a gun ban of any kind better have a safe back up career as a life insurance salesman if he tries this.
#5 “Gun Show Loophole” is Explained by Michael Bloomberg
Yeah, we’re still waiting to hear what this “loophole” is all about. Anti-gunners just show off their ignorance even more when they say things like “you don’t even need to go through a background check at a gun show”. Umm, yeah that’s true. But since when does the truth stop the anti-gun movement. Pesky little facts.
#6 Secret Service Stops Carrying Guns and Now Uses Sling Shots to Protect the President
I find it ironic that a man who has more guns protecting him than any other person in America has the gall to tell those who can’t afford personal body guards that they can’t have those guns protecting them. If the president is willing to let the secret service lay down their arms and pick up sling shots, maybe we can finally have a conversation. Maybe.
#7 Mother of 3 Glad She Kept Her Gun in Locked Safe When 2 Intruders Broke Down the Door
In some states lawmakers are advocating for guns to be locked up with gun locks and sun safes at all times. This is music to the ears of any intruder who wants to make sure he can steal and kill with minimal resistance. When precious seconds count, having your gun under lock and key with combinations and padlocks just means you have a useless hunk of metal sitting around that will do nothing to help you when you need it most.
#8 House Democrats Finally Figure Out that the “AR” in AR-15 Does Not Stand for “Assault Rifle”
Now that will be the day. Again, those pesky facts getting in the way. We all know AR stand for ArmaLite but don’t tell that to a non-thinking anti-gunner. Oh, I’m sorry, that was redundant. Maybe one of these days they will figure it out after all.
#9 Obama Praises Chicago as Shining Example of Gun Control at Work
Ok, maybe this one is just unfair. I mean, the governor of this state keeps telling us that the only reason Chicago has so many guns is that criminals are bringing them from other places that are not so tightly “gun controlled”. But why would they take them to a place where guns are not supposed to be? Don’t they know it’s Chicago, symbol of gun-free non-violence? Even though dozens of people are shot every week in the Windy City the president ignores the fact that Chicago has some of the toughest gun laws in the nation and is a miserable example of gun control “working”.
#10 Sheriffs Across the Country Saying to Stay Unarmed and Just Call 911
I’m sure you have read the countless stories of sheriffs and police officers saying just the opposite. They know they can’t be there in time in case of an intruder breaking into your home, so most sheriffs are advocating for citizens to arm themselves. They’d rather show up to a crime scene and see that the criminal was shot and the family kept safe than the other way around.
So that’s my list. Got any headlines to add? Leave them in the comments below. Or just go ahead and rip into one of my premises above. I promise I can take it.
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